GREETINGS It sucks to be you. It seems that you've offended the gods. You have no idea how or why. The truth is, given the gods' easily bruised egos and highly situational morality, it would be almost impossible not to offend them. Nonetheless, if you don't want to spend the rest of your wretched life dodging plagues you're going to have to pull off some serious atonement. To wit: The gods have set you Twelve Labors. Access the Labors by clicking on their icons on the scroll. Each Labor consists of a single puzzle, all of which are accessible at any time. The final answer to each puzzle is an Object. When you think you've earned an Object, verify its identity by clicking on the icon at the bottom of the scroll. Enter your solution, case insensitive, without spacing or punctuation. Click the button labeled "PRESS" to submit; hitting Return on your keyboard won't work. When you've completed all twelve Labors, you may perform a certain Ritual. If the gods are pleased, they will turn your Objects into a final reward. The identification of this reward constitutes the final answer to your quest. The first solver to the name of the reward will receive it. Please include a list of the twelve Objects. Also, please feel free to contact me with questions, requests for clarification, or feedback of any kind. I'll post FAQs and the names of the first dozen solvers as they materialize, and solutions after someone wins. Happy Solving! RETURN TO SCROLL    Copyright © 2006 Mark Halpin